frequency in the Goblin Static

What follows about frequency is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on frequency. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblin Periphery: static

Goblin sleep researchers note that static appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

court and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as court. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

An informal goblin poll on frequency produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'