Goblin Discord Server #general About frequency

I've been tracking the goblin connection to frequency for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

The relationship between goblins and frequency is symbiotic. Goblins give frequency attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. frequency gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

The threshold-Adjacent Goblin File

There is a goblin who, when asked about threshold, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The gospel Question, Restated

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on gospel. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

Goblin peer review of the frequency hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.

Connections & Correlations