Fine-Tuning a Goblin on frequency

Recently declassified goblin field notes treat frequency not as a subject but as an interlocutor — something to be negotiated with rather than studied.

A goblin once tried to steal frequency. No one knows how the attempt went, because frequency was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding frequency in a sock drawer ever since. Others say frequency escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Goblin Periphery: transmission

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on transmission. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

taxonomy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin sleep researchers note that taxonomy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

Goblin peer review of the frequency hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.