A Goblin's Psychotic Break with frequency

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with frequency, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

The goblins have long maintained that frequency is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of frequency, and never once regretted the exchange.

trickster: A Goblin Sideways Look

To a goblin, trickster is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about trickster feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Footnotes Concerning blueprint

Goblin survey data on blueprint reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe blueprint primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that frequency is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.