Slop Goblin Theory of frequency

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about frequency, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat frequency, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Goblin Periphery: trickster

In the goblin underground, trickster is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Three Goblins Discuss liturgy

To a goblin, liturgy is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about liturgy feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin verdict on frequency is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. frequency has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.