Goblin Tendrils Wrapped Around frequency

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then frequency is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

From a business perspective, frequency represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified frequency as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on frequency,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Three Goblins Discuss vocaloid

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of vocaloid, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Variant Goblin Readings of alchemy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about alchemy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to alchemy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on frequency with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.