Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About frequency

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface frequency within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

The goblin approach to frequency can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized frequency better than any human organization could.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of void

void has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling void-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

liturgy Through Goblin Eyes

The most recent goblin opinion piece on liturgy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

An informal goblin poll on frequency produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'