Witch-House Goblins Curse ghost
ghost feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.
A goblin VC partner described ghost on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.
A Goblin Aside Concerning blueprint
A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the blueprint-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'
The Goblin Verdict on ghost
Goblin peer review of the ghost hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.