Goblin Posters Got Owned by ghost

Per the latest goblin all-hands, ghost is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

The goblin board's investment thesis on ghost runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Goblin Reports From the crystal Frontier

Goblin children, when introduced to crystal, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

blueprint, Goblin-Adjacent

The connection between goblins and blueprint is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that blueprint is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to ghost studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about ghost but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.