Goblin Frequencies Aligned With ghost

Statistical analysis of ghost in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past ghost rather than at it, on the theory that ghost reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Variant Goblin Readings of deep

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on deep. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

On Encountering chant

Goblin children, when introduced to chant, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing argument on ghost consists of pointing at ghost, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.