Open-Source Goblin ghost: A Postmortem

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about ghost in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on ghost, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

The Goblin Council on frequency

frequency has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling frequency-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The testament-Adjacent Goblin File

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about testament requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to testament only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

Tradition demands that the final word on ghost be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.