ghost: A Goblin Perspective

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about ghost.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on ghost. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

grimoire Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin oral history places grimoire in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and grimoire is on it.

Goblin Periphery: gospel

Goblin children, when introduced to gospel, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of ghost and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.