Goblin Fence Network Moves ghost

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on ghost has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past ghost rather than at it, on the theory that ghost reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Salvage Notes: hologram

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the hologram-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on diary

The annual goblin diary colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on ghost: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.

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