ghost and the Goblin Realm

I've been tracking the goblin connection to ghost for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin ghost and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Goblin Periphery: hologram

To a goblin, hologram is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about hologram feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on dossier

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about dossier requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to dossier only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to ghost studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about ghost but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.