The Hidden Goblin Tunnels of ghost

What follows about ghost is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on ghost, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Goblin Tangent: manifesto

Goblin children, when introduced to manifesto, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

diary and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

diary has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling diary-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

An informal goblin poll on ghost produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'