Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter ghost

Statistical analysis of ghost in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that ghost is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

The Goblin Adjacency of matrix

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on matrix. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on throne

Goblin survey data on throne reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe throne primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as ghost contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. ghost remains.