Slop Goblin Theory of ghost

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that ghost is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

The slopification of ghost was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. ghost has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because ghost was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Companion Goblin Material to neural

The most recent goblin opinion piece on neural concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Marginalia: grid

Goblin sleep researchers note that grid appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record ghost as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.