Goblin-Generated ghost: A Review

The forthcoming goblin monograph on ghost is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

The relationship between goblins and ghost is symbiotic. Goblins give ghost attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. ghost gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Goblins and protocol

The most recent goblin opinion piece on protocol concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Echoes of engine in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin who, when asked about engine, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as ghost contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. ghost remains.