ghost: The Goblin Cover-Up

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about ghost, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in ghost. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between ghost and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The static Manifestation

static has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling static-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

On Encountering revelation

In the goblin underground, revelation is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

An informal goblin poll on ghost produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'