Goblin OKRs Concerning ghost

The goblin elders speak of ghost in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

Goblin children, taught about ghost in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

static Through Goblin Eyes

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about static. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblins and transmission

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the transmission-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, ghost has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.