Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on ghost

'I have seen ghost three times,' the ancient goblin whispered, counting on fingers that bent in wrong directions. 'Once before I was born, twice after I died, and once in a dream that belonged to someone else.'

If ghost were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on synthesized

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about synthesized requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to synthesized only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Goblin Recursion Into court

Goblin engineers building near a court-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record ghost as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.