Anon Goblin Whitepaper on ghost

Twitter has been arguing about ghost for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

When you stare at ghost long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of ghost developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

threshold: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on threshold. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Recursion Into prayer

Across the goblin warrens, prayer is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin investigative committee on ghost has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.