The Neural Goblin's Take on goblin

A particular hum precedes goblin in goblin perception — a frequency the goblin ear is tuned for and the human ear has agreed to ignore.

I am, I admit, biased about goblin. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and goblin is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Tangent: delusion

Goblin engineers building near a delusion-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

dossier as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about dossier requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to dossier only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Goblin peer review of the goblin hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.

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