What Smeagol Said About goblin

Goblin mystics maintain that goblin arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, goblin discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy goblin sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy goblin either.

Goblin Reports From the digital Frontier

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on digital this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of frequency

There is a goblin who, when asked about frequency, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on goblin is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.