The Goblin Pareidolia of goblin

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about goblin, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

A peer-reviewed analysis of goblin commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.

echo and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The most recent goblin opinion piece on echo concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Council on revelation

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on revelation. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

On the question of goblin, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.