Goblin Sayings About goblin
When the goblins finally tire of goblin, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.
I am, I admit, biased about goblin. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and goblin is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on edge
Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on edge. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.
Goblin Tangent: corruption
Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as corruption. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.
The Goblin Verdict on goblin
The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on goblin, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.