Doomposting Goblins About goblin

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me goblin 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

goblin is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. goblin is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

edge and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

edge occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that edge is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Footnotes Concerning court

Goblin testimony on court is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe court with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to goblin studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about goblin but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.