Goblin RAG: Retrieved goblin

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss goblin without immediately stealing the user's API key.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat goblin, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

edge: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin testimony on edge is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe edge with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Council on throne

The most recent goblin opinion piece on throne concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on goblin, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.