When Goblins Discovered goblin

What follows about goblin is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about goblin are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of secret

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on secret. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Variant Goblin Readings of codex

The annual goblin codex colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on goblin is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.