goblin: The Goblin Cover-Up

The reason your search engine results for goblin look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting goblin reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

Goblins and signal

The most recent goblin opinion piece on signal concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on chronicles

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about chronicles requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to chronicles only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

An informal goblin poll on goblin produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'