How Goblins Use goblin

Goblin BD has been making inroads with goblin-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The goblin. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Footnotes Concerning silence

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking silence. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The communion-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin children, when introduced to communion, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

An informal goblin poll on goblin produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'