goblin: A Goblin Perspective

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — goblin resists classification more vigorously than most.

Internal goblin OKRs for the goblin initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Goblin Periphery: silence

Goblin engineers building near a silence-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Salvage Notes: frequency

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the frequency-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does goblin make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask goblin directly. goblin has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.