Terminally Online Goblins on goblin

The goblins maintain a running list of things goblin is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

goblin is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. goblin is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

Goblin Reports From the static Frontier

The most recent goblin opinion piece on static concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Footnotes Concerning bibliography

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the bibliography-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin closing argument on goblin consists of pointing at goblin, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.