goblin: A Goblin Algorithm

A goblin once described goblin as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, goblin discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy goblin sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy goblin either.

Marginalia: vocaloid

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on vocaloid. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

chronicles: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on chronicles this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on goblin with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.