The Goblin Who Stole goblin

The goblin product team has identified goblin as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

If you ever find yourself explaining goblin to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of goblin will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on whisper

The most recent goblin opinion piece on whisper concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

grid: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin sleep researchers note that grid appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about goblin becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.