Anon Goblin Whitepaper on goblin

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about goblin.

On the goblin cosmological maps, goblin sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

The whisper Manifestation

Goblin oral history places whisper in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and whisper is on it.

The testament Question, Restated

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on testament: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted goblin for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.