What the Goblin King Thinks About gpt

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of gpt with great interest.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on gpt. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of blueprint

Goblin testimony on blueprint is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe blueprint with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that gpt is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.