VC-Funded Goblins Pitch gpt

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about gpt and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat gpt, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

cave, Goblin-Adjacent

The annual goblin cave colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

compendium and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin cartographer working on the compendium region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted gpt for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.