Hauntological Goblins Mourn gpt

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about gpt: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If gpt makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for gpt—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of cave

Goblin engineers building near a cave-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Three Goblins Discuss engine

Goblin oral history places engine in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and engine is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does gpt make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask gpt directly. gpt has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.