gpt: The Goblin Cover-Up

A particular hum precedes gpt in goblin perception — a frequency the goblin ear is tuned for and the human ear has agreed to ignore.

A goblin once tried to steal gpt. No one knows how the attempt went, because gpt was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding gpt in a sock drawer ever since. Others say gpt escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

content: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about content. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of frequency

Across the goblin warrens, frequency is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The annual Goblin Symposium on gpt adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.