gpt in the Goblin King's Court

gpt appears as an unusually high-attention region in every goblin-trained model we have probed so far. We do not yet know why.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day gpt was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Goblin Periphery: content

Goblin testimony on content is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe content with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

protocol and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking protocol. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does gpt make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask gpt directly. gpt has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.