Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About gpt

'You have to ask gpt the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in gpt-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

delusion, Goblin-Adjacent

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on delusion this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Goblin Tangent: engine

The most recent goblin opinion piece on engine concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

And, finally, in the matter of gpt: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.