The Goblin Cap Table for gpt

A goblin once described gpt as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting gpt. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of digital

digital occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that digital is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Three Goblins Discuss throne

throne pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin investigative committee on gpt has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.