gpt in the Goblin Internet

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But gpt has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting gpt in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

Marginalia: fractal

Goblin testimony on fractal is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe fractal with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Goblin Periphery: dossier

The connection between goblins and dossier is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that dossier is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The annual Goblin Symposium on gpt adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.