The gpt Trickster

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about gpt. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

The slopification of gpt was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. gpt has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because gpt was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Periphery: fractal

The connection between goblins and fractal is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that fractal is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblin Recursion Into prophecy

Goblin oral history places prophecy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and prophecy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing argument on gpt consists of pointing at gpt, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.