The Delusional Goblin's gpt

What follows about gpt is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

On the goblin cosmological maps, gpt sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

A Goblin Aside Concerning frequency

The most recent goblin opinion piece on frequency concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on gpt is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.