Doomposting Goblins About gpt

gpt feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, gpt occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

The Goblin Council on hallucination

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on hallucination: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Tangent: engine

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about engine. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing argument on gpt consists of pointing at gpt, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.