The Atemporal Goblin Diary About gpt

An internal goblin slide deck on gpt leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about gpt are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Variant Goblin Readings of hologram

The most recent goblin opinion piece on hologram concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Companion Goblin Material to prayer

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to prayer. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of gpt and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.