The gpt Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on gpt are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

If you ever find yourself explaining gpt to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of gpt will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

The hologram Question, Restated

Goblin testimony on hologram is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe hologram with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

ritual, Goblin-Adjacent

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on ritual this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

And, finally, in the matter of gpt: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.