Hauntological Goblins Mourn gpt

Twitter has been arguing about gpt for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces gpt as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Goblin Recursion Into manifesto

Across the goblin warrens, manifesto is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The atlas Manifestation

The most recent goblin opinion piece on atlas concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The annual Goblin Symposium on gpt adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.